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The Answer Will Always Be NO (listen to the cat and the Vampire)
The answer will ALWAYS be NO. Now, right NOW, go to your Smart Phone. I know you all have the Talking Tom App. Touch the cat’s feet. NO NO NO. If you don’t have Talking Tom (you should) go to:...
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More answers (about Modern Vampires)
I’m nice to all of my donors. Yes, donors are people I get blood from. You have to be practical. Given the choice would you rather scare the crap out of someone and hide in their closet OR would you...
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You asked and we answered (more answers about Vampires)
Answers About Vampires Yes, if we’re on the grid we’re required to get health insurance under the affordable insurance law. I know, I know, I know, but that is just the way it is. Yes, if we’re on the...
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Answers to Questions about Vampires
Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it. No, we don’t tear people’s throats out. Think of the mess. And seriously do you...
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Answers to Questions about Vampires
Originally posted on Vampire Maman: Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: This is not my bed. I don’t sleep in a box. No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it....
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I’m really good at dealing with crappy days, but it isn’t as if I like it. In the meantime if you’re looking for answers here you go… Answers to Questions I’m Asked About Vampires No, bats don’t make...
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It has been a while (at least two years) since I answered your questions about Vampires. If I don’t cover what you are looking forContinue reading
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